They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
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Sophie Kinsella
Bling" is not an indication of riches. It is a product of value-based spending, to enrich the pockets of those outside of ones sphere of influence...the haves' bleeding the have-nots'.
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T.F. Hodge
It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.
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Amit Kalantri
When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. “But you’ve loads of shoes, ” he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don’t get it, do they? They’re definitely missing...
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Marian Keyes
[Patricia Highsmith] was overwhelmed by sensory stimulation - there were too many people and too much noise and she just could not handle the supermarket. She continually jumped, afraid that someone might recognise or touch her. She could not make the simplest of decisions -...
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Andrew Wilson
More Quotes By Tommy Cooper
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
